The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
A nation full of insane people has a lot of govern mental challenges.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ahead of the Package
- It’ll beer here soon
- Hot Fee Mails
- Booze De-livery
- Pickup Artists
- Large Package Handlers