A nation full of insane people has a lot of govern mental challenges.
Which species of fish are the most democratic?
Those who vote in eelections.
The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.
Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.
I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!