I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!
Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
A nation full of insane people has a lot of govern mental challenges.
Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.