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Puns tagged ‘government’:

04/25/12

The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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01/20/12

The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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02/26/11

I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5)
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06/22/10

Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/29/10

THE POSTMAN ALWAYS DRINKS TWICE

Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ahead of the Package
  2. It’ll beer here soon
  3. Hot Fee Mails
  4. Booze De-livery
  5. Pickup Artists
  6. Large Package Handlers
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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01/22/10

Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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07/03/05

The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.

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06/06/05

I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/30/05

Which species of fish are the most democratic?

Those who vote in eelections.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/13/05

Hear about the new levy on pushpins?

It’s a tacks grab!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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