Puns tagged ‘government’:
01/20/12
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
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I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.   (4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5) Loading ...06/22/10
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds? (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/29/10
THE POSTMAN ALWAYS DRINKS TWICE Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power? (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...07/03/05
The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/06/05
I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/30/05
Which species of fish are the most democratic? Those who vote in eelections. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/13/05
Hear about the new levy on pushpins? It’s a tacks grab! (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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