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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘government’:

03/14/17

Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.

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02/19/17

The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.

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04/25/12

The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.

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01/20/12

The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.

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02/26/11

I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.

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06/22/10

Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?

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03/29/10

THE POSTMAN ALWAYS DRINKS TWICE

Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ahead of the Package
  2. It’ll beer here soon
  3. Hot Fee Mails
  4. Booze De-livery
  5. Pickup Artists
  6. Large Package Handlers
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01/22/10

Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?

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07/03/05

The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.

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06/06/05

I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!

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