The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
THE POSTMAN ALWAYS DRINKS TWICE
Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ahead of the Package
- It’ll beer here soon
- Hot Fee Mails
- Booze De-livery
- Pickup Artists
- Large Package Handlers
Which species of fish are the most democratic?
Those who vote in eelections.