Some freshwater fish have a muskie odour.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
Which species of fish are the most democratic?
Those who vote in eelections.
I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.
The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
Fish porn? Deep Trout.