The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!