During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Fish porn? Deep Trout.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My boss is turned on by fish. One day he made a bass at me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
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