They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.