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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘fish’:

04/26/17

When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.

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04/23/17

I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/03/17

My boss is turned on by fish. One day he made a bass at me.

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06/06/16

Some freshwater fish have a muskie odour.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/21/16

Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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02/20/15

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/06/14

Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/16/14

The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.

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07/14/14

Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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11/25/12

Don’t ask a salmon to mate twice. They won’t re-spawn.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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