I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.