The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
Some freshwater fish have a muskie odour.
Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.