Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
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I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t haveĀ legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!