Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.
How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.