I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
Some freshwater fish have a muskie odour.
When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.
The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.
The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!