I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!
Fish porn? Deep Trout.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!