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Puns tagged ‘fish’:

06/06/16

Some freshwater fish have a muskie odour.

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03/21/16

Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.

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02/20/15

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

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12/06/14

Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.

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07/16/14

The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.

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07/14/14

Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!

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11/25/12

Don’t ask a salmon to mate twice. They won’t re-spawn.

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05/09/12

They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.

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04/29/12

Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.

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04/12/12

The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.

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