Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some freshwater fish have a muskie odour.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
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