Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
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The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
Which species of fish are the most democratic?
Those who vote in eelections.
I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.
If Buddha were reincarnated as a lobster – would he say the path to nirvana lies in renouncing one’s shellfish desires?
The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
Fish porn? Deep Trout.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.