If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
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