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08/04/2023

I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/06/2023

If Buddha were reincarnated as a lobster – would he say the path to nirvana lies in renouncing one’s shellfish desires?

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

06/22/2023

The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

02/26/2023

Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

01/09/2023

Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

08/03/2022

Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

06/14/2022

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

04/01/2022

The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

12/15/2021

I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

12/10/2021

It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)