under the sea puns :: PunGents.com

I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.

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Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.

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Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

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When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.

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The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.

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Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.

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You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.

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McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.

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Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.

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Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.

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