Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.
My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!
The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.