If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
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Loading...Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
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