If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.