If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
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Loading...The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.
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