McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.