Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.
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My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
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