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Puns tagged ‘under the sea’:

03/10/16

Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.

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12/06/14

Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.

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05/04/14

You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.

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10/23/12

Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.

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04/12/12

The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.

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01/26/12

See http://www.collegehumor.com/upick/6694928/text-puns for the inspiration behind this FB exchange b/w Pat and Rhain. Sea Pat and Rhain's Facebook puns

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12/18/11

King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.

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12/05/11

The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.

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08/07/11

The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.

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06/22/11

I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.

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