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The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.

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The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.

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Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

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Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.

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Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.

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You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.

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Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.

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The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.

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King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.

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The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.

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