Puns tagged ‘under the sea’:
03/10/16
Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/06/14
Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/04/14
You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/23/12
Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.  (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...04/12/12
The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...See http://www.collegehumor.com/upick/6694928/text-puns for the inspiration behind this FB exchange b/w Pat and Rhain. (6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/18/11
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/05/11
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/07/11
The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...06/22/11
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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