During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
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