NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
under the sea
Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.