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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘under the sea’:

03/10/16

Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.

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12/06/14

Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.

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05/04/14

You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.

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10/23/12

Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.

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04/12/12

The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.

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01/26/12

See http://www.collegehumor.com/upick/6694928/text-puns for the inspiration behind this FB exchange b/w Pat and Rhain. Sea Pat and Rhain's Facebook puns

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12/18/11

King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.

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12/05/11

The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.

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08/07/11

The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.

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06/22/11

I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.

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