Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
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