During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.