NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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