Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
under the sea
You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!