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01/27/10

Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.

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12/17/09

My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.

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02/10/09

NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs

New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!

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06/21/08

My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”

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05/26/08

There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.

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01/10/07

If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah - Frickin’ country.

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09/15/06

I swear - the best fucking car out there is the F-word Taurus.

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