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Puns tagged ‘whales’:

11/15/11

Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:

  1. Thou Shart Not Krill
  2. Thou Shall Not Bear False Wetness
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10/30/10

During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.

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