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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘octopus’:

04/26/17

When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.

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07/16/14

The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.

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