I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.
Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.
In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.