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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘law’:

08/01/17

By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.

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05/18/17

Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.

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01/17/17

Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.

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05/06/15

Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

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03/23/15

In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.

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02/11/12

When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.

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