Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.
I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.
In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.