I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.