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Puns tagged ‘law’:

01/17/17

Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.

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05/06/15

Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

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03/23/15

In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.

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02/11/12

When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.

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