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There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.

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By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.

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Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.

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Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.

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Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

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In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.

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When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.

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