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Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

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When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.

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If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.

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By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.

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Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.

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I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!

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Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.

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There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.

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Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.

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Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.

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