There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.
Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.