They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
fish
Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.
Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
Don’t ask a salmon to mate twice. They won’t re-spawn.
Fish Puns
To catch fish, you need a bass kit.
Fisherman porn? Deep Trout.
Do famous fish get endorsalment deals?
To get a fish’s opinion, simply take a pole.
Goodlooking fishermen have a lure. Be careful though, they’re not reel – and they might start line to you. They’ll either be worms, or try to hook you in. Their heinous flies with never a bait!
Fishing in a river involves patience. There’s a lot of wading.
Catching fish behind a boat can be trawl order.
Did the ancient Minnowins collect small fish?
The Lady of the Hake held Excaviar from the water.