I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.
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To catch fish, you need a bass kit.
Fisherman porn? Deep Trout.
Do famous fish get endorsalment deals?
To get a fish’s opinion, simply take a pole.
Goodlooking fishermen have a lure. Be careful though, they’re not reel – and they might start line to you. They’ll either be worms, or try to hook you in. Their heinous flies with never a bait!
Fishing in a river involves patience. There’s a lot of wading.
Catching fish behind a boat can be trawl order.
Did the ancient Minnowins collect small fish?
The Lady of the Hake held Excaviar from the water.
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