Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
Yodelling is a cry for alp.
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
What is it called, when backwards you sing? A: Yoda-ling
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
What happens in Switzerland if you block the yodeling line?
A: You’ll delay he who is next.