Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.
Yodelling is a cry for alp.
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
What is it called, when backwards you sing? A: Yoda-ling
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.