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Puns tagged ‘sandwiches’:

10/24/14

Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’

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06/24/13

Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.

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01/12/13

When I threw a sandwich at a lamp, I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light.

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07/05/12

A cannibal eating a sandwich is sub human.

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05/05/12

I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s ratherĀ bunpignified behaviour.

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11/16/11

I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.

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