Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
When I threw a sandwich at a lamp, I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light.
A cannibal eating a sandwich is sub human.
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.