How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
When I threw a sandwich at a lamp, I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light.
A cannibal eating a sandwich is sub human.
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.