The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
hawaii
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
RACE DON’T MATTER
Dear Pun Gents, I’m taking my cousin and good friend to complete their first 5k obstacle race called Rugged Maniac. We would like a funny and clever team name! If it helps, I’m Hawaiian, my cousin is Mexican, and my friend is Puerto Rican. (2 girls and 1 guy) ~Uilani, Fort Lauderdale, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Aloha Rangers
- 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup
- The Obstakillers
- HuLatinos
- Oahulatinos
- DRugged
- Race Don’t Matter
- Pacificcaribean
- Finish? Lyin’
- The Finnish Lions
- Two Islands and a Taco