Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.