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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘bacon’:

09/27/16

They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.

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03/28/16

Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’

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05/16/15

Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.

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10/29/14

Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.

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05/05/12

I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s ratherĀ bunpignified behaviour.

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