I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
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