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Puns tagged ‘eggs’:

10/18/12

Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.

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06/21/12

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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