Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
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