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Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

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Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.

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What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.

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Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.

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I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.

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Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.

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To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

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Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.

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What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.

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If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.

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