A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.
eggs
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.