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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘eggs’:

07/24/17

Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/20/17

Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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09/27/16

They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/26/16

A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/25/16

I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/20/16

When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/06/16
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/25/15

Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/23/15

What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.

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