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When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.

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Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?

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I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

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I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

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Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.

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Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

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They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.

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To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

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What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.

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Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.

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