Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.