Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.