Puns tagged ‘eggs’:
07/24/17
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/20/17
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.  (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...09/27/16
They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/25/16
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/20/16
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/06/16
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/25/15
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/23/15
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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