What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
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