Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
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I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
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Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
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Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
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Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
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They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
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Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.
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I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
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When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
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