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Puns tagged ‘eggs’:

09/27/16

They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.

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06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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06/26/16

A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.

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06/25/16

I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

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02/20/16

When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.

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01/06/16
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
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11/25/15

Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

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11/23/15

What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.

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05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

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11/01/14

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

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