Puns tagged ‘breakfast’:
01/20/17
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...06/26/16
A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/06/16
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/25/15
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/23/15
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/01/14
I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/26/14
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/25/11
Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast? (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/30/11
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit. (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5) Loading ...06/25/10
Too much cereal gives me my grains. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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