I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.