Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?
Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.