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Puns tagged ‘breakfast’:

06/26/16

A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/06/16
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/25/15

Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/23/15

What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.

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11/01/14

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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01/26/14

If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/25/11

Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/30/11

When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)
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06/25/10

Too much cereal gives me my grains.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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