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What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.

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Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.

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If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

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I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.

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What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.

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If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.

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I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

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Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?

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When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.

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Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

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