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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘breakfast’:

01/20/17

Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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06/26/16

A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/06/16
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/25/15

Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/23/15

What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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11/01/14

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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01/26/14

If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/25/11

Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/30/11

When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)
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06/25/10

Too much cereal gives me my grains.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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