What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
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Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
Too much cereal gives me my grains.
Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?
Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.