Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.