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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘cereal’:

01/10/17
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/22/14

I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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01/26/14

If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/26/12

Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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08/17/11

Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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07/30/11

When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)
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