Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.