I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.