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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘chickens’:

11/03/17

To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/05/17

At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments,  just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/24/17

Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/18/17

How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/20/16

When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/12/15

When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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09/05/14

Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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06/03/14

If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/09/14

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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