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Puns tagged ‘chickens’:

06/03/14

If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

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03/09/14

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

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09/05/13

Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.

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02/05/13

When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.

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11/08/12

Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?

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10/18/12

Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.

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07/21/12

This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.

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06/21/12

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

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12/12/11

Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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12/09/11

Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.

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