If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.
Car pouleting is for chickens.
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.