Puns tagged ‘chickens’:
09/05/14
Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.
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If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/13
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/05/13
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/08/12
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens? (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/18/12
Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/21/12
This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/21/12
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.  (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...12/12/11
Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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