Puns tagged ‘chickens’:
07/24/17
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/18/17
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/20/16
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/12/15
When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.  (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count. (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/14
Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/03/14
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens. (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/13
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King. (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...02/05/13
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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