This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?
Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!