To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.