Puns tagged ‘chickens’:
12/12/11
Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...07/09/10
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.  (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/30/10
I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl. (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...04/07/10
Car pouleting is for chickens. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/26/10
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/30/05
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop? Because hentropy increases. (8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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