Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?
chickens
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?