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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘chickens’:

07/24/17

Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?

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04/18/17

How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/20/16

When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/12/15

When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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09/05/14

Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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06/03/14

If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/09/14

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/05/13

Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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02/05/13

When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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