Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.