Puns tagged ‘chickens’:
02/20/16
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
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When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/14
Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.  (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/03/14
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/13
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King. (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...02/05/13
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...11/08/12
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens? (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/18/12
Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do. (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ... |
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