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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘twitter’:

04/09/17

None of my tweets go viral. It’s like that ’80s movie, The Never-Trending Story.

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08/22/14

#DASHTAG

Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. #Dashtag
  2. #Scavengeance
  3. #ScavengeIsSweet
  4. #HuntingPuns
  5. #AttilaTheHunt
  6. #Scaviar
  7. #foundaquarter
  8. #25nonsense
  9. #the25thpercentfile
  10. #quartercenturions
  11. #aginglikeafindwine
  12. #finderstweeters
  13. #quartersearch
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03/09/14

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

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08/05/12

Best of @PunGents #RemoveOneLetterMovies:

  • Gags of New York
  • Loverfield
  • While You Were Seeping
  • Rumpy Old Men
  • Rumpier Old Men
  • Shat
  • Stop Or My Mom Will Hoot
  • Blads of Glory – the washroom calleth
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05/19/12

Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?

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11/03/11

See @pungents #CanadianActionMovies on Twitter.

  • Nickelback to the Future
  • A Tim’s to Kill
  • Brokeback Mountie
  • The Saguenay of Defeat
  • Lord Blackula
  • Kill Bill III: Harper Prorogues Again
  • Dances with Wools
  • Codzilla
  • Arctic Tracy
  • Stop Or My Mom Will Chicoutimi
  • 28 Ehs Later
  • Midnight Cowpie
  • Lifeson is Beautiful
  • Dawn of the Zed
  • Dial M for Mercer
  • The Full Mountie
  • 8000-Mile
  • A Few Good Mansbridges
  • J’Aimes Bonbons
  • A River Runs Through Manitoba
  • Tarsand
  • Rockies 1 through 6
  • Oedipus Rex Murphy
  • Metis the Fockers
  • Dieppe Throat
  • SARS Attacks
  • The Three Muskokateers
  • Apocalypse Snow
  • Pirates of the Caribou
  • Inuit You Did Last Summer
  • Molson City
  • Tron-o
  • Bill Blair Snitch Project
  • Raccoonies
  • The Hunt for Fred MacTober
  • Mr and Mississauga
  • Full Puffy Jacket
  • War of the Squirrels
  • The Boring Identity
  • E.I.
  • Dirty Barrie
  • Canadarmy Of Darkness
  • Alanis vs Predator
  • Ducepption
  • Bloc Quebecois Down
  • Zamboni on the Fourth of July
  • Albertigo
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05/05/11

Twitter is standard e-quip-ment.

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