To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.
My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.
Garry Kasparov‘s favourite wood is chestnut.
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
Fishing can be very ‘Web 2.0.’ Especially when it’s done in reel time.
What’s an avocado’s favourite carnival game?