When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.
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When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Fishing can be very ‘Web 2.0.’ Especially when it’s done in reel time.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
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