What’s an avocado’s favourite carnival game?
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In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
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