Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.