What’s an avocado’s favourite carnival game?
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.