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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘leisure’:

08/22/14

#DASHTAG

Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. #Dashtag
  2. #Scavengeance
  3. #ScavengeIsSweet
  4. #HuntingPuns
  5. #AttilaTheHunt
  6. #Scaviar
  7. #foundaquarter
  8. #25nonsense
  9. #the25thpercentfile
  10. #quartercenturions
  11. #aginglikeafindwine
  12. #finderstweeters
  13. #quartersearch
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11/09/12

My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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08/24/11

If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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03/29/11

The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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02/05/11

When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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09/17/10

To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/13/10

Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/21/10

Suntanning in the tropics is my ray-zone d’etre.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/24/10

XBO 2010

Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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01/06/10

My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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