Suntanning in the tropics is my ray-zone d’etre.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard
My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
Fishing can be very ‘Web 2.0.’ Especially when it’s done in reel time.
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
What’s an avocado’s favourite carnival game?
Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?
Garry Kasparov‘s favourite wood is chestnut.
Why did the millionaire skip his usual joyride on his quadramaran?
Because he had a strong sense of four-boating!
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?