Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
Why do sorcerors light so many candles?
Because – they’re Wickin’!
When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?