The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
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First words from a midget alien: “Take me to your ladder.”
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Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
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NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
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What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
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Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
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NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
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If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
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