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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘the paranormal’:

05/18/14

Fencing is a parry normal activity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/19/11

People who believe in ghosts are very ghoulable.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
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04/23/10

The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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08/15/09

First words from a midget alien: “Take me to your ladder.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
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01/25/09

Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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01/28/08

NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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12/25/07

What should you give a ghost for Christmas?

Presence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/04/07

Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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10/25/07

NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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05/24/07

If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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