If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...the paranormal
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Fencing is a parry normal activity.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...People who believe in ghosts are very ghoulable.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
(14 votes, average: 1.14 out of 5)Loading...The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
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