Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
Fencing is a parry normal activity.
People who believe in ghosts are very ghoulable.
NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.