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Puns tagged ‘the paranormal’:

05/18/14

Fencing is a parry normal activity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/19/11

People who believe in ghosts are very ghoulable.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
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04/23/10

The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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08/15/09

First words from a midget alien: “Take me to your ladder.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
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01/25/09

Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)
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01/28/08

NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!

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12/25/07

What should you give a ghost for Christmas?

Presence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/04/07

Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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10/25/07

NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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05/24/07

If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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