The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
the paranormal
NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
People who believe in ghosts are very ghoulable.
Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
Fencing is a parry normal activity.
NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!