Puns tagged ‘dyslexia’:
01/02/15
A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/23/13
The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.   (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/10/10
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/14/10
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/19/09
The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.” (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/03/08
The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/18/08
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you? ‘Tis More Rigor ous. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/09/08
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta. (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...09/04/08
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.” (16 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...03/27/08
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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