A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.
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The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
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The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
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Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
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The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”
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The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-illabuse.
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How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
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I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
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I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
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Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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