I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”
The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.