I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.
The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”
The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse.
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”