A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.
The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”
The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse.
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.