Puns tagged ‘dyslexia’:
07/14/10
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
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The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.” (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/03/08
The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/18/08
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you? ‘Tis More Rigor ous.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/09/08
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta. (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/04/08
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.” (14 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...03/27/08
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/12/07
Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies? (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/04/07
Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture? (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/30/06
Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes? He suffered from pie-bowler disorder. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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