I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
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(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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