Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse.
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?