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Puns tagged ‘dyslexia’:

01/02/15

A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.

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08/23/13

The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.

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12/10/10

The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.

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07/14/10

Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.

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06/19/09

The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”

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12/03/08

The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse.

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09/18/08

How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?

‘Tis More Rigor ous.

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09/09/08

I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.

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09/04/08

I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”

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03/27/08

Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.

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