My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.
What’s an incestuous person’s favourite video game? Marry Yo’ Brothers
Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard