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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘birthdays’:

12/12/15

I always get drunk on my birth daze.

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08/25/15

Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.

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08/22/14

#DASHTAG

Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. #Dashtag
  2. #Scavengeance
  3. #ScavengeIsSweet
  4. #HuntingPuns
  5. #AttilaTheHunt
  6. #Scaviar
  7. #foundaquarter
  8. #25nonsense
  9. #the25thpercentfile
  10. #quartercenturions
  11. #aginglikeafindwine
  12. #finderstweeters
  13. #quartersearch
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05/27/14

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

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05/10/13

For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!

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11/01/12

My birthday is over. It’s a fete accompli.

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07/13/11

When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.

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