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Puns tagged ‘birthdays’:

12/12/15

I always get drunk on my birth daze.

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08/25/15

Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.

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08/22/14

#DASHTAG

Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. #Dashtag
  2. #Scavengeance
  3. #ScavengeIsSweet
  4. #HuntingPuns
  5. #AttilaTheHunt
  6. #Scaviar
  7. #foundaquarter
  8. #25nonsense
  9. #the25thpercentfile
  10. #quartercenturions
  11. #aginglikeafindwine
  12. #finderstweeters
  13. #quartersearch
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05/27/14

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

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05/10/13

For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!

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11/01/12

My birthday is over. It’s a fete accompli.

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07/13/11

When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.

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