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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘aging’:

03/28/17

I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/14/17

Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/16/15

Once you hit 40, you may begin to feel youthless.

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01/07/12

I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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07/13/11

When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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06/30/11

Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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