Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!
I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.
A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.
I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.
I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.
After Timberlake went to that famed Ukrainian watershed – he wrote ‘Crimea River‘.
Clean river activists are wading for good eau.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a charity for the Special Olympics; I’m gonna jump in a frozen lake. I need a team name. Something with “goal” in it. ~Tiffany, Belleville, MI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Polar Bare Skins
- Goal Disoriented
- It’s So Goaled!
- Freezes Pieces