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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘bodies of water’:

01/12/15

Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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04/29/13

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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01/07/12

I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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01/03/12

I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/08/11

After Timberlake went to that famed Ukrainian watershed – he wrote ‘Crimea River‘.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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08/25/11

Clean river activists are wading for good eau.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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06/20/11

I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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01/28/11

YOU OUGHT TO GO SEE A SHRINKAGE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a charity for the Special Olympics; I’m gonna jump in a frozen lake. I need a team name. Something with “goal” in it. ~Tiffany, Belleville, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Polar Bare Skins
  2. Goal Disoriented
  3. Brrrainiacs
  4. It’s So Goaled!
  5. Freezes Pieces
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)
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11/15/09

Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)
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02/10/05

What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?

A Fjord Bronco!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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