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Puns tagged ‘bodies of water’:
01/07/12
I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.
| Topic: aging, bodies of water, hallucinations, rivers | COMMENT »
01/03/12
I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.
| Topic: bodies of water, fish, sea creatures | COMMENT »
12/08/11
After Timberlake went to that famed Ukrainian watershed - he wrote ‘Crimea River‘.
| Topic: bodies of water, justin timberlake, music, populat culture, rivers, ukraine | COMMENT »
08/25/11
Clean river activists are wading for good eau.
| Topic: bodies of water, rivers, the environment | 1 COMMENT »
06/20/11
I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
| Topic: animals, bears, bodies of water, rivers, swimming | 1 COMMENT »
01/28/11
YOU OUGHT TO GO SEE A SHRINKAGE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a charity for the Special Olympics; I’m gonna jump in a frozen lake. I need a team name. Something with “goal” in it. ~Tiffany, Belleville, MI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Polar Bare Skins
- Goal Disoriented
- Brrrainiacs
- It’s So Goaled!
- Freezes Pieces
| Topic: bodies of water, sports, team name, winter | COMMENT »
11/15/09
Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
| Topic: bodies of water, the weather | 1 COMMENT »
02/10/05
What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!
| Topic: automobiles, bodies of water, fish | COMMENT »
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