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Puns tagged ‘bodies of water’:

01/12/15

Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/29/13

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/07/12

I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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01/03/12

I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/08/11

After Timberlake went to that famed Ukrainian watershed – he wrote ‘Crimea River‘.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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08/25/11

Clean river activists are wading for good eau.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/20/11

I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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01/28/11

YOU OUGHT TO GO SEE A SHRINKAGE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a charity for the Special Olympics; I’m gonna jump in a frozen lake. I need a team name. Something with “goal” in it. ~Tiffany, Belleville, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Polar Bare Skins
  2. Goal Disoriented
  3. Brrrainiacs
  4. It’s So Goaled!
  5. Freezes Pieces
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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11/15/09

Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5)
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02/10/05

What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?

A Fjord Bronco!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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