I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]
If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing.
Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.
I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.
I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.