Puns tagged ‘bears’:
10/10/16
If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...04/20/16
I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/10/15
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/25/14
I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/21/13
Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/19/13
I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!] (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...01/11/13
If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/20/11
I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness. (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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