I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.
If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.
I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]
If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing.