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Puns tagged ‘bears’:

10/10/16

If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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04/20/16

I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/10/15

I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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08/25/14

I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.

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12/21/13

Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.

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01/19/13

I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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01/11/13

If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/20/11

I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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