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If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.

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Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.

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I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

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I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.

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I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.

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I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.

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I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]

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If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing.

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