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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘bears’:

10/10/16

If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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04/20/16

I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/10/15

I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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08/25/14

I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.

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12/21/13

Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.

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01/19/13

I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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01/11/13

If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/20/11

I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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