I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.
Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.
I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.
I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]
If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing.