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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘genetics’:

04/01/16

Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

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12/21/13

Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.

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10/21/12

People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.

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05/25/10

Creating genetic hybrids of a species is known as animalgamation.

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