So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
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The future of farming? Pig Data.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
Farmers are full of hay tread.
Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.