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Puns tagged ‘agriculture’:

04/01/16

Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/17/15

They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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11/30/13

Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/11/13

Farmers are full of hay tread.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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11/07/13

Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/05/13

Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.

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09/08/13

Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/03/13

There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/07/13

The farmer got arrested during the drought. He couldn’t make bale.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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02/15/13

If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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