Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.
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Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
Farmers are full of hay tread.
The future of farming? Pig Data.
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
The farmer got arrested during the drought. He couldn’t make bale.
The balding farmer had no hairable land.
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.