Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
agriculture
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
The balding farmer had no hairable land.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
Farmers are full of hay tread.
Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.

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