They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
agriculture
Farmers are full of hay tread.
Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
The farmer got arrested during the drought. He couldn’t make bale.
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.