Puns tagged ‘agriculture’:
04/01/16
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/17/15
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.  (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...11/30/13
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/11/13
Farmers are full of hay tread. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...11/07/13
Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/05/13
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/08/13
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/03/13
There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/07/13
The farmer got arrested during the drought. He couldn’t make bale. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/15/13
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear? (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ... |
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