If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
The future of farming? Pig Data.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
Farmers are full of hay tread.