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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘agriculture’:

04/01/16

Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/17/15

They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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11/30/13

Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/11/13

Farmers are full of hay tread.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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11/07/13

Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/05/13

Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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09/08/13

Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/03/13

There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/07/13

The farmer got arrested during the drought. He couldn’t make bale.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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02/15/13

If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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