My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
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Loading...Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Farmers are full of hay tread.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The future of farming? Pig Data.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
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