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If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

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If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.

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So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.

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Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.

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The future of farming? Pig Data.

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Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.

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Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

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They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.

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Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.

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Farmers are full of hay tread.

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