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07/24/2023

Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/15/2023

Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

02/10/2023

When I arrived home from farming the fields, my wife suggested I be seeded. She gave me a baleful look. There was bad news. It appears someone stole harvest. “Somebody dung us wrong, in an awful manure,” she said. I was upset, and wanted to cull the crops, so they could catch the fallow. “I till you, he must sty!” Such events make farmers almanac. Indeed, it seems like part of a larger plot, made my mind acre just threshing out the possibilities. When I finish with him, he won’t be live, stocking at all.

(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

01/14/2023

Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

01/07/2023

Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.

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11/02/2022

Farmers are full of hay tread.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

09/21/2022

The future of farming? Pig Data.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

07/27/2022

If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)

07/02/2022

The farmer got arrested during the drought. He couldn’t make bale.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

05/30/2022

The balding farmer had no hairable land.

(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)