Puns tagged ‘gardening’:
02/25/15
I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/28/14
Gardeners use touch-green technology.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/07/13
Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/16/13
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants… (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/03/13
If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/29/13
As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.” (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/01/11
Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/11/10
I am comforted by porcelain gnomes. In a way they’re like my garden angels. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...05/05/10
I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ... |
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