My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Gardeners use touch-green technology.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I am comforted by porcelain gnomes. In a way they’re like my garden angels.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.
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