Subscribe to Pun of the Day by email:









  Follow us on Twitter 

Puns tagged ‘gardening’:

02/25/15

I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
07/28/14

Gardeners use touch-green technology.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading ... Loading ...
11/07/13

Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
09/16/13

My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
08/03/13

If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
05/29/13

As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
09/01/11

Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
05/11/10

I am comforted by porcelain gnomes. In a way they’re like my garden angels.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
05/05/10

I hate watering the lawn.  It really irrigates me.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...