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09/26/201810/22/2018

My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.

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02/25/201502/25/2015

I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’

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07/28/201407/28/2014

Gardeners use touch-green technology.

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11/07/201311/07/2013

Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.

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09/16/201309/16/2013

My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…

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08/03/201308/03/2013

If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you.

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05/29/201305/29/2013

As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”

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08/12/201109/01/2011

Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.

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04/28/201005/11/2010

I am comforted by porcelain gnomes. In a way they’re like my garden angels.

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04/28/201005/05/2010

I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.

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