I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
Gardeners use touch-green technology.
Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you.
As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.
I am comforted by porcelain gnomes. In a way they’re like my garden angels.
I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.