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If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you.

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Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.

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Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.

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Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.

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I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!

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When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.

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Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.

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Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.

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My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.

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I’d rather be a tree and, you know, live larch.

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