Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.
Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
I’d rather be a tree and, you know, live larch.
Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.
Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.
Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
- Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
- It does nut get butter than this
- Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
- A pecan tree: pie in the sky
- Choose the fat
- Let your branches drupe
- Plant Parenthood
- They’re nut-richious
- It grows in the dessert
If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you.
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.