Puns tagged ‘trees’:
05/21/17
Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/06/15
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.  (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/21/15
Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/12/15
PIE IN THE SKY Dear Pun Gents, AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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I’d rather be a tree and, you know, live larch. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/03/13
If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/15/13
Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/11/12
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.  (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/28/12
I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices! (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/19/11
I find that aldermen are too wooden. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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