The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I find that aldermen are too wooden.
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