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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘trees’:

08/11/17

Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.

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05/21/17

Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.

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12/06/15

My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.

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11/21/15

Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.

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05/12/15

PIE IN THE SKY

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
  2. Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
  3. It does nut get butter than this
  4. Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
  5. A pecan tree: pie in the sky
  6. Choose the fat
  7. Let your branches drupe
  8. Plant Parenthood
  9. They’re nut-richious
  10. It grows in the dessert
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09/02/13

I’d rather be a tree and, you know, live larch.

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08/03/13

If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you.

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04/15/13

Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.

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10/11/12

When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.

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07/28/12

I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!

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