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Puns tagged ‘trees’:

12/06/15

My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.

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11/21/15

Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.

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05/12/15

PIE IN THE SKY

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
  2. Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
  3. It does nut get butter than this
  4. Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
  5. A pecan tree: pie in the sky
  6. Choose the fat
  7. Let your branches drupe
  8. Plant Parenthood
  9. They’re nut-richious
  10. It grows in the dessert
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09/02/13

I’d rather be a tree and, you know, live larch.

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08/03/13

If you leave your thickets unattended I’ll have to cull the copse on you.

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04/15/13

Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.

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10/11/12

When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.

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07/28/12

I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!

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09/19/11

I find that aldermen are too wooden.

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09/01/11

Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.

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