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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘idioms’:

09/16/13

My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…

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12/20/12

I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.

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11/24/12

You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

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