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Puns tagged ‘idioms’:

09/16/13

My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…

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12/20/12

I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.

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11/24/12

You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

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