The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?
If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.
In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.
Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.