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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘architecture’:


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04/24/15

If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.

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08/11/14

In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.

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07/05/14

I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.

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06/20/14

I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’

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06/05/14

I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gottenĀ stucco.

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02/18/14

The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.

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01/10/14

Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.

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11/23/13

The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.

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11/24/12

You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

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09/18/12

Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?

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