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How do statues get rid of sore throats?

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Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?

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In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.

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Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.

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There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.

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I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’

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The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.

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If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.

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I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.

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You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

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