In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.
There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.
If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.