If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?
In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’