Why won’t the Pyramids ever fall down?
Because, Pharoah said, “Don’t bust my Cheops!“
Why won’t the Pyramids ever fall down?
Because, Pharoah said, “Don’t bust my Cheops!“
Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?
Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!
If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.
The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.
How do statues get rid of sore throats?
By gargoyling.
Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.