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I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.

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You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

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Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.

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The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.

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Who did Noah hire to build his boat?

An arkitect of course!

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I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.

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Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?

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If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.

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In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.

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I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’

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