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09/18/2022

Why won’t the Pyramids ever fall down?

Because, Pharoah said, “Don’t bust my Cheops!“

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07/05/2022

Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?

Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!

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06/02/2022

If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.

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03/21/2022

Who did Noah hire to build his boat?

An arkitect of course!

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01/30/2022

Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.

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01/14/2022

The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.

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09/11/2021

How do statues get rid of sore throats?

By gargoyling.

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08/05/2021

Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?

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07/17/2021

In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.

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05/14/2021

Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.

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