Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!
architecture
Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gottenĀ stucco.
Why won’t the Pyramids ever fall down?
Because, Pharoah said, “Don’t bust my Cheops!“
Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?
Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!
If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.