The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.
architecture
Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?
Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.
Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!
Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.