I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gottenĀ stucco.
architecture
Why won’t the Pyramids ever fall down?
Because, Pharoah said, “Don’t bust my Cheops!“
If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.
Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.
The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.
How do statues get rid of sore throats?
By gargoyling.
In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?