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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘gum’:

09/27/14

As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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06/05/14

I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gottenĀ stucco.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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07/19/13

Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 1.44 out of 5)
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11/02/12

I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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04/03/11

Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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