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Puns tagged ‘gum’:

09/27/14

As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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06/05/14

I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gottenĀ stucco.

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07/19/13

Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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11/02/12

I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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04/03/11

Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.

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