Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
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Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.
Which country has the most women? The China.
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!


