When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
Which country has the most women? The China.
Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a women’s anonymous group in my area and I want cheeky name for our organization. Our goal is to bring women together to offer support and come together rather than be catty towards each other. It’s a safe haven where women can share struggles, successes, being single or married, talk about kids or lack there of, politics; just anything that crosses a woman’s mind–but in a lighthearted way. Thank you so much for you time! ~Tiffanie, Tyler, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Out Gal Advancing
- A Femmeral
- T[w]itter [or just Titter]
- Go Ssip on Something
- The Brathel
- Ladies and Gentle Manners
- Disparate Housewives
- Haven No Ball
- Chick Chat Co
- Hue-ten Nannies
- A Hue Good Women
- Pantones in a knot
- Shady Characters
- The Pink Hos
- Purpleslass Exercise
- Inspectra Gadget
- Orange You Faster than That
- Green Achers
A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.