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Puns tagged ‘women’:

11/22/16

Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.

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12/15/15

Which country has the most women? The China.

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12/04/13

If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.

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07/19/13

Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.

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02/10/13

LADIES AND GENTLE MANNERS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a women’s anonymous group in my area and I want cheeky name for our organization. Our goal is to bring women together to offer support and come together rather than be catty towards each other. It’s a safe haven where women can share struggles, successes, being single or married, talk about kids or lack there of, politics; just anything that crosses a woman’s mind–but in a lighthearted way. Thank you so much for you time! ~Tiffanie, Tyler, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Out Gal Advancing
  2. A Femmeral
  3. T[w]itter [or just Titter]
  4. Go Ssip on Something
  5. The Brathel
  6. Ladies and Gentle Manners
  7. Disparate Housewives
  8. Haven No Ball
  9. Womenbledon
  10. Chick Chat Co
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12/10/12

A HUE GOOD WOMEN
Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of 40-something fun ladies doing a color run. Can you help us with a name?¬†~Jo, Beaumont, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Huetonium
  2. Bluetonium
  3. Hue-ten Nannies
  4. A Hue Good Women
  5. Pantones in a knot
  6. Shady Characters
  7. The Pink Hos
  8. Sprectrunners
  9. Purpleslass Exercise
  10. Chromagnons
  11. Colorado
  12. Runbows
  13. Orangetans
  14. Inspectra Gadget
  15. Orange You Faster than That
  16. Green Achers
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06/27/12

A woman’s encounter with bees can have¬†lass sting consequences.

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06/21/12

WALKIE TALKERS

Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of 12 moms from Camas (paper mill town), walking the Portland to Coast 130 mile relay. We will be wearing bright orange shorts and we are looking for a funny team name we can use year after year! ~Debra, Camas, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Home on the Orange
  2. Gait Shorties
  3. Broad Distances
  4. Camaschameleons
  5. End up in Camas
  6. Dozen Mean Anything
  7. The Pulp Frictions
  8. Camassive Chafing
  9. The Blistering Paces
  10. Walkie Talkers
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05/18/12

I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!

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02/14/12

I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.

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