Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.
When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
Which country has the most women? The China.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a women’s anonymous group in my area and I want cheeky name for our organization. Our goal is to bring women together to offer support and come together rather than be catty towards each other. It’s a safe haven where women can share struggles, successes, being single or married, talk about kids or lack there of, politics; just anything that crosses a woman’s mind–but in a lighthearted way. Thank you so much for you time! ~Tiffanie, Tyler, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Out Gal Advancing
- A Femmeral
- T[w]itter [or just Titter]
- Go Ssip on Something
- The Brathel
- Ladies and Gentle Manners
- Disparate Housewives
- Haven No Ball
- Chick Chat Co
- Hue-ten Nannies
- A Hue Good Women
- Pantones in a knot
- Shady Characters
- The Pink Hos
- Purpleslass Exercise
- Inspectra Gadget
- Orange You Faster than That
- Green Achers
A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.