women

A HUE GOOD WOMEN

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of 40-something fun ladies doing a color run. Can you help us with a name? ~Jo, Beaumont, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Huetonium
  2. Bluetonium
  3. Hue-ten Nannies
  4. A Hue Good Women
  5. Pantones in a knot
  6. Shady Characters
  7. The Pink Hos
  8. Sprectrunners
  9. Purpleslass Exercise
  10. Chromagnons
  11. Colorado
  12. Runbows
  13. Orangetans
  14. Inspectra Gadget
  15. Orange You Faster than That
  16. Green Achers
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WALKIE TALKERS

Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of 12 moms from Camas (paper mill town), walking the Portland to Coast 130 mile relay. We will be wearing bright orange shorts and we are looking for a funny team name we can use year after year! ~Debra, Camas, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Home on the Orange
  2. Gait Shorties
  3. Broad Distances
  4. Camaschameleons
  5. End up in Camas
  6. Dozen Mean Anything
  7. The Pulp Frictions
  8. Camassive Chafing
  9. The Blistering Paces
  10. Walkie Talkers
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I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.

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