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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘weight’:

03/08/17

I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.

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12/04/13

If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.

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10/06/12

People with Restless Legs Syndrome are often skinny, because of poor shin control.

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