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Puns tagged ‘body image’:

08/01/15

Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.

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04/16/15

I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.

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11/23/14

Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.

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09/08/14

People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known asĀ asspigmatism.

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05/19/14

Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.

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05/13/14

When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

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05/11/14

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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12/04/13

If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.

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