I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.