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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘body image’:

03/08/17

I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.

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08/01/15

Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.

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04/16/15

I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/23/14

Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.

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09/08/14

People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known asĀ asspigmatism.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/19/14

Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/13/14

When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

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05/11/14

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/04/13

If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.

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