I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.