Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.
When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.