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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘candy’:

09/27/14

As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

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05/11/14

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/29/12

On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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11/20/11

Candy factories rely on sweet shop labour.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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