In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
Canadian spies are relentless. CSIS never stops.
I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?
The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘