Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
Let us help. We’re Can-aidian.
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.