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The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.

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Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.

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Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.

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Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?

Because the thieves never get cod!

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Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.

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Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.

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For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.

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Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.

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When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘

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