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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘canada’:

02/15/17

Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are¬†drawers of water¬†and whoores of wood.

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12/27/16

Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.

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11/29/16

Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.

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03/02/16

I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?

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08/31/15

I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.

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07/01/15

Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.

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06/18/15

The Boreal is a forest to be reckoned with.

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03/03/15

A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.

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01/12/15

Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!

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07/21/14

Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?

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