Puns tagged ‘canada’:
02/15/17
Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/27/16
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/29/16
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/02/16
I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau? (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/31/15
I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/01/15
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/18/15
The Boreal is a forest to be reckoned with. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/03/15
A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!  (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...07/21/14
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater? (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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