Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.
Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.