The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.