When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
I’m the King of Recycling! When I went to college, I was big man on compost.
Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.
If you’re crafty, then you don’t have to get a Ph.D. You can get a masters degree and then just doctor it.
“Man that coarse was rough!”
If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.
When did you flunk out of Cannibal U? It was in my fleshman year.
Why does a lexicographer’s pants have holes in the crotch and the lower leg? Because they’re dick-shin-airy.
How do you greet a Grade 8 student? With a junior ‘hi’.
It was just a pile of shit, my mass-turd’s degree.
I’ll miss going to medical school… without it my life will be MD.
My friend James loves going to Jim class.