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Puns tagged ‘cosmetic surgery’:

07/09/16

Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.

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09/24/12

Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.

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12/24/11

My friend speared a midget in the eye with her new boobs. I guess that’s what happens with imp-lants.

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