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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘cosmetic surgery’:

09/11/17

If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?

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07/09/16

Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.

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09/24/12

Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.

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12/24/11

My friend speared a midget in the eye with her new boobs. I guess that’s what happens with imp-lants.

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