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Puns tagged ‘plastic surgery’:

02/27/16

My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.

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07/27/15

When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.

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11/05/14

If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.

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08/16/13

I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.

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