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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘plastic surgery’:

02/27/16

My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.

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07/27/15

When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.

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11/05/14

If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.

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08/16/13

I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.

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