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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘breast implants’:


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09/11/17

If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?

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12/14/16

The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.

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08/21/15

Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.

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12/24/11

My friend speared a midget in the eye with her new boobs. I guess that’s what happens with imp-lants.

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