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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘dolly parton’:

08/21/15

Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.

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08/20/12

As I was studying grammar, I realized that music star Dolly was no longer attractive. It must have been the Past Parton Supple.

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11/22/10

Getting implants is Parton parcel of being a Southern music belle.

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